What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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