How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Justin with a hat.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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You idiot.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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