- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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