- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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