- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

AIDS

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

I have read the terms and conditions

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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