What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Chicken

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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