- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Women's Rights

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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