- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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