Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

whats chinese noodles

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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