Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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