What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Smeg...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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