2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What's circular and round A circle

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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