- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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