- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A man died.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Your mother just died.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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