What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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TIMMY

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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