- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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