- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

drew edminstin is a rat

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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