Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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learn. advance!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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