- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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