A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

do you have a wife?

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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