What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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