What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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mikey is cute

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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