- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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