- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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