What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what to call someone thats gay zak

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Homosexualism is so gay man

antonis sister is mighty fine

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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