A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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oh hey.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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