- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Bark I'm a tree

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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