What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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kennah campion when she talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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