- Anti Joke

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!