- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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