- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

bite me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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