Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Caramel Boing.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Ily bae

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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