- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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