- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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