- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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