what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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