what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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miha kako si?

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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