- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Girls Lacrosse.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A pope meets another one

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