- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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