- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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