- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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