Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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a man was shot.... he died

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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