Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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here kitty kitty

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Anti Joke

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