- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Smeg...

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Yo mama so fat.

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