- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Lets Go Lakers!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Link ate ink to make him sink.

bite me

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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