Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a blue chair A black person

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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