- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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