- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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