- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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