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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Your big dick.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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