- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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