- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A jew enters a mall.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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