- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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