- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Where's the soap?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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