- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How old are you? 7

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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