- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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