If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is life? Paul.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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