- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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