What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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