- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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