- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Come in

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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