- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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