- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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