Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

I'd like to make a withdraw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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