Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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