- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

kennah campion when she talks

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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