- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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