- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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