- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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