- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

my egg roll

This is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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