Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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