How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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