Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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