Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What would Muhammed do?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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