how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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