What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Dwight Howard

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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