OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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