- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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