Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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