Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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