Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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