- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

A jew enters a mall.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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