What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

I had friends on the Death Star.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's the difference between a duck?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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