- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

420 Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family