- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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