1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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