- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats worse than a joke? This

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Chris Bosh's neck

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