I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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360 NO SCOPE

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