an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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