What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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