- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man walks into a vagina

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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