- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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