- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man walks into a vagina

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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