a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Diarrhea

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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