What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Chlamydia

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Dumbledore dies.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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