- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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