- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

irish man drinking john smiths

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Not a joke.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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