- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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